Uranus Jokes #1

In my physical science class, our teacher told us to make a concept map out of strips of paper with the components of the solar system on them. As my partner, Claudia, and I rearranged the pieces into a perfect map of concept, I found the slip of paper worded "Uranus". At the time, my best friend and I sat close to each other. She asked me something along the lines of "Are you done yet?". I turned around and said "Yes. And guess what else is done?". She gave me a sarcastic look and rose one of her eyebrows, "My mom?". Smiling, I nearly barked at her face, "Nope! URANUS!". For the majority of the class period, I waved the slip of paper whenever she asked me a question, giving it a perverted and immature feel to it.